|Happiness guarantee: If my music doesn’t take you to another time and place, inspire you and lift you up, then I will do whatever it takes to make it right. If a package doesn’t arrive, I will send another by first-class pigeon*. Seriously though – if you aren’t absolutely delighted with your purchase, I WILL ensure you are happy. *may not actually use a pigeon
|Rock-out Energy Boost Guarantee: My music is so electrifying that if you don’t feel a surge of rock-out energy within 24 hours, I’ll send you a virtual air guitar for free!